Its simple really.... you just need to bribe Swede(Grand Poobah and Master of His Own Universe) with a sufficient quantity of your worldly possessions and maybe a first-born male, or a vintage Porsche. If its an attractive bribe he'll take care of you.***Note to self***
I now live a day-to-day solitrary existance in a run down grass hut with only seal fat and rainwater to keep me going, but I'm stylin' in my coveted pink camo Wild Survive tee shirts - the envy of all others here on barren wastelands of northern Nova Scotia.
Always remember to wear boots (pref. Knee high boots) when conversing with Big Blue