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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1080 on: June 12, 2012, 03:05:13 PM »
~ can I use my scooter instead?  :unsure:  I might not be able to catch them with a walker.
Go for it!  Dust 'em good.
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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1081 on: June 12, 2012, 03:10:44 PM »
~ hey razor? Didn't you tell me once that your brother's pm's go straight to his wife's email account?  :whistle:  :rofl:    :naughty: :devil:


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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1082 on: June 12, 2012, 03:12:29 PM »
~ hey razor? Didn't you tell me once that your brother's pm's go straight to his wife's email account?  :whistle:  :rofl:    :naughty: :devil:


"Oh, Doc, Doc....I knead you like pizza dough, Baby"  love072.gif  :naughty:

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"Oh, I want your blast match!!"

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1083 on: June 12, 2012, 03:15:50 PM »
"Oh, Doc, Doc....I knead you like pizza dough, Baby"  love072.gif  :naughty:

~ LOL!  Hey, that's good, I'll put that in there too.

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1084 on: June 12, 2012, 03:18:43 PM »
"Oh, Doc, Doc....I knead you like pizza dough, Baby"  love072.gif  :naughty:

"Spark my tinder, Honey."

"Oh, I want your blast match!!"

"Is that a tent pole or are you just happy to see me?"   :whistle:

~ should I say anything about Big engorged ticks?  :unsure: 

Nah....

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1085 on: June 12, 2012, 03:27:05 PM »
~ There. Now I won't have to kick his ass. It should be done soon enough.  :smoke:

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Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1086 on: June 12, 2012, 03:27:43 PM »
Don't ask how big his bottle opener is...
A country boy can survive....

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1087 on: June 12, 2012, 03:50:22 PM »
Don't ask how big his bottle opener is...

~ I bet it's not bigger than his brother's. No way. That guy's got the biggest bottle opener I've ever seen.  8|

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1088 on: June 12, 2012, 04:02:19 PM »
Um, I believe I said you were 26 due to a calculation of trigonometric proportions.  :hugegrin: :hugegrin:


So please spare my life that I may forever be indebted to you under the servitude clause, page 215, paragraph 3, section 1, line 5 of the "Wild Survive, oath of conduct" pledge.







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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1089 on: June 12, 2012, 04:04:28 PM »
~ I bet it's not bigger than his brother's. No way. That guy's got the biggest bottle opener I've ever seen.  8|


Remember, he needs to compensate with a medium sized bottle opener for something that was worn down to a nub.    :angel:

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1090 on: June 12, 2012, 04:06:08 PM »
By the way,  He never showed you his "REAL" bottle opener.  I believe it's right here.


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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1091 on: June 12, 2012, 04:20:31 PM »
Um, I believe I said you were 26 due to a calculation of trigonometric proportions.  :hugegrin: :hugegrin:


So please spare my life that I may forever be indebted to you under the servitude clause, page 215, paragraph 3, section 1, line 5 of the "Wild Survive, oath of conduct" pledge.


~ Like I'd want to be THAT young and stupid again? Please! Just stop. Sheeze! You're digging yourself deeper and deeper. All I can say is if you go to Farmagedon, do NOT fall asleep.  :devil:

Holly and I can do bad things to people who fall asleep.

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1092 on: June 12, 2012, 04:30:13 PM »
~ And who's the Asian chick? Is she part of the bottle opener package?  :blink: 

And how old is she? We're on page 55 now, does that make us all 55?  :scared: scared011.gif  I better get the hell out of this Thread before I die!

Maybe I'll wait a few more pages and retire first.  :smoke:

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1093 on: June 12, 2012, 06:06:20 PM »
~ should I say anything about Big engorged ticks?  :unsure: 

Nah....

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"...ohhh, Honey.. :love:....   Hmmm....wait a second...what's this?  ???  WTF!!!  8|  Is that a tick on your censored.gif !?!?!?!"

"Hey, this tick is bigger than your  censored.gif!   happy097.gif  And it's not even engorged!  The tick isn't either!!"
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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1094 on: June 13, 2012, 12:38:49 PM »
This is what you call a bottle opener!!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1095 on: June 15, 2012, 06:34:37 AM »
Happy birthday Blacksmith!
Well we’re gathered together, at the sunrise of never,
To bring witness to the good big sky

Yah jokers, ya con men, ya real estate salesmen  
To bring witness to the day we all die

Wahhhhh, wah, wah-wahh wah-wahh- waaaaaaaaaah

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1096 on: June 15, 2012, 04:13:39 PM »
Have a great birthday Blacksmith where ever you are.
I hope the war on terror goes better then the war on drugs and the war on poverty
If you dont care where you are your never lost
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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1097 on: June 16, 2012, 07:28:22 AM »
happy birthday blacksmith!
Those that give up liberty for safety deserve neither.

i dont know which i like better, a sunrise or a sunset, but any day i get to see both is a good day.

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1098 on: June 16, 2012, 08:42:51 PM »
happy birthday to all the people I missed
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.-henry David Thoreau

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Re: Who's Having A Birthday
« Reply #1099 on: June 26, 2012, 06:18:15 AM »
Happy Birthday Bravo!
Well we’re gathered together, at the sunrise of never,
To bring witness to the good big sky

Yah jokers, ya con men, ya real estate salesmen  
To bring witness to the day we all die

Wahhhhh, wah, wah-wahh wah-wahh- waaaaaaaaaah